THIS JOURNAL IS ON 196 FAVORITE JOURNAL LISTSHonor: 0 [ Give / Take ]
7 entries this month
As A Cali-Fornicator04:54 Jun 29 2008
Times Read: 821
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am in Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one
Why I like the Forum.01:46 Jun 23 2008
Times Read: 841
I have seen some good questions in the forum, and even the not so good ones eventually are set on a course.
The entertaining ones, as well as topical. I like how I am challenged to be concise, I am thankful that others respond when something is unclear, a way to develop virtual interaction skills, I have found plenty of inspiration from the forums here, more then I could have expected.
Sound haunting22:34 Jun 19 2008
Times Read: 858
People what their annoying sounds clearly offensive.. they want their eaves dropping to be undestracted, we all have the sound struggle, some disturbed, others with eavesdroppers. so what are some common "spells" to subtly interface disturbing counter measures.. one is when a noise intensive person is active, play the same song only delayed to theirs, not out right, but sort of blared just under.. others will likely tune in more to blame the oringnial origin of the source.. when the turn down to seek the occurence turn yours off.. if they turn it up again.. reengage the music..
Now for the eaves dropper.. a blast of static next to a common wall, or a tweet device, when you are not home one can set an alarm clock to go off, so until you come home to correct that, "Mistake that I am surprised about!" The predictable nature of the pest is in your benefit.
Surrealist Art Gallery19:49 Jun 18 2008
Times Read: 875
Surrealist Art Gallery, Please share Notable Surrealist/ Juxtaposed Artist. Please include a blurb about the Artist, the history of the image, or the significance to you of the works of the artist.
I'll start with two of my notable artist,
Robert Williams, A man ahead of his time, an explosion controled only by his creative mind and hand, he founded Juxtaposed Magazine, a tribute to the surrealist, and out-of-box exploring artist.
Sas Christianson, Her Girls are captivating and mesmerizing, .Her use of close-up pose to deliver such communication, leaves no waiver space for her intended message. Underlying her art there appears a giggle, even in her frank, and stark images.
Kathie Olivas Art actually lowered my blood pressure after my break down.. Juxtaposed magazine, that launches many such artist in the genre, is my artistic "bible".
Theatrical Effects, Prop Ghost20:10 Jun 07 2008
Times Read: 897
In Fangora magazine is where I found an ad for an effects catologue. I have been hooked ever since, growing up down the street from an effects artist was the real bonus. we used to watch him set up launch pads and rig things to fall apart.
He designed realistic craniums for ballistics test as well. When he started giving us supplies, my friend and I freaked his mom out by making the hall walls "bleed" she kicked me out for 3 months.
I learned a lot about peoples perception, how people like some ghost to entertain them, and others to consol them, they like the mystery, they like the sentimentalness of them, towns would have their tragic ghost.. a tribute to a victim of tragedy. apparitions are memories ghost, poltergeist are entertainers, and mischivious geist. when a child feels invisible they cohort with subtle access to that lack of attention.
Learning to Haunt02:14 Jun 06 2008
Times Read: 905
When we die we maybe able to haunt people, I like to imagine that.
Here in this life, I like to haunt people as well. Some with protection in mind, others for subtle torment.
The skills of an investigator are a base for haunting.. along with theatrics.
First stage of haunting.
Negotiate your targets notable routine. A set daily encounter, a habit, (getting a news paper at a certain rack.. )
The route they take jogging.
One example is i found a target took out his garbage once a week not to his can but to his neibhoors can.. this was used to lock him out of his own house (not once but twice..) what was done on the inside of his house is a matter for discretion, he did eventually move.. the target.. a pedaphile .
I can imagine paying attention to a friend or loved ones grief patterns in the same way could create moments after dying that we could "contact' them in still reflective moments, I went to a lady friends mothers grave with her, she went regularly, when she died I went to her grave the same way, I would get a sort of reinforced sentiment of her. Being a 'energy force" waiting for passage i image could be confusing enough to focus.. having a imagined plan may be enough to "get a little wiggle room" on this side before passing.
but here in this life, i will use the strong beliefs and suspected existence of ghost and geist to create entertainment, memorial apparitions, and torment.
Everybody Wants to believe They Can Win02:51 Jun 04 2008
Times Read: 917
You go to the Midway, and you consider your self skilled at games of chance. Well there is a bit of truth to that, but there is also another factor, the games are set to make it less likely that you will win (even with skill).
There are games you can win; dart games, all the rest are set to the operators discretion, if you play a game enough, say 15.00 dollars worth, you may be switched to a level game (eliminating the fix) yet you still need skill, so if you win after playing only a few rounds, it is a safe bet that there is a lurking crowd around you. By "letting" you win the Carney will draw others in (everyone likes to see a winner).
Mainstream midway (Theme parks, or fixed attractions) are legit, the bottles are set to fall, the plate targets are not "glazed".
The hoops in basket ball games are regulation.
here's part one of a link I found.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMSSYipFfg4&feature=related
REAL VAMPIRES LOVE VAMPIRE RAVE
Vampire Rave is a member of
Page generated in 0.0592 seconds.
COMMENTS
-
VAMPIREBLONDEE
05:47 Jun 29 2008
I got up a few minutes, could not sleep, noticed your new post...whats up? I'd like some insight on that one/
VAMPIREBLONDEE
20:14 Jun 29 2008
lol, never mind...I understand it now,lol...when I read it the first tme I was to sleepy,lol. Thats a goody summary of California.
Isis101
22:27 Oct 20 2008
You hit it the nail on the head, fellow Californian! LOL!